Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

You walk around like that and no one's ever fucked you? My brother's already got a dick

Wow! It's my first time having sex and I got knocked up right away, bro, you're a dick

What? You've never come? I'll show you what creampie and orgasm are

It feels better without a condom! But don't come inside me, bro, okay?

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

Tired of being a virgin - no problem! I'll fuck you and be your first

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob